A funny, for-adults primer of terrible advice that no one of any age should follow, from the authors of the bestselling "All My Friends Are Dead". Morbidly funny, virally irresistible humour delivered in the proven-successful, not-for-kids book mode. A instructs that Anyone can be a barber, K asks the question Knives: how high can you throw them? And so on.
A funny, for-adults primer of terrible advice that no one of any age should follow, from the authors of the bestselling "All My Friends Are Dead". Morbidly funny, virally irresistible humour delivered in the proven-successful, not-for-kids book mode. A instructs that Anyone can be a barber, K asks the question Knives: how high can you throw them? And so on.
From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.
“"The co-authors of the darkly funny animated stories "All my friends are dead" have done it again with this parody children's book, capturing the hilarious essence of their debut novels." -Cool Hunting”
"The co-authors of the darkly funny animated stories "All my friends are dead" have done it again with this parody children's book, capturing the hilarious essence of their debut novels." -Cool Hunting
Avery and Jory are the charming and funny authors of All My Friends Are Dead and I feel Relatively Neutral about New York. Their website, BigStoneHead.com, features a wide variety of their merchandise, from hand printed greeting cards to Abraham Lincoln and Ira Glass head pillows.
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