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Touch Wood

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* A hilarious and insightful account of a rookie UK porn director's first year in business.
Touch Wood
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What would inspire a man to give up his job? Lie to his friends? Avoid his parents? Con his girlfriend? And shell out tens of thousands of his own cash? Only to spend months in a darkened room in South London, looking for the money shot and hanging out with people named after puns? 'Anonymous' never thought he would become a porn director. His dad's a vicar and his mother bakes cakes for the WI. But when his career as a session musician stalls, he decides it's time for plan B. So begins his first year as a rookie director. Trying to film a secret orgy in a five-star hotel can be tricky, especially when a plane load of flight attendants try and join in. Then there's your temperamental cameraman and the porn star who can't get it up. And when exactly is the right time to tell your gorgeous but sensitive girlfriend what you really do for a living? Full of hilarious and downright eye-popping stories, TOUCH WOOD is the first book to expose the secret world of the UK porn industry. Shocking and deliciously naughty, it is very, very funny and sure to keep you up all night ...
Anonymous's is one of the most successful new porn dirctors in the UK. He lives in London with his girlfriend.
'This hilarious real-like account is a little bit saucy but a lot of fun' HEAT 'The comedy of this sprightly, pacey memoir is not so much in the sexual frankness ... but the Ed Wood-like innocence of the author' ARENA
In his thirties with a dead music career, what’s an anonymous bloke to do but launch a new career around the one thing he knows best: porn. With equal parts hilarity and vulgarity, we are treated to this anonymous author’s every bumbling step in his fledging adult entertainment career. His idea is to create hard core films that actually have plots, characters and dialogue – something completely foreign to the flaccid British porn industry at that time. Not for the prudish!

Kelly@ The Nile

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Pages
288
Publisher
Little, Brown Book Group
Year
2008
ISBN-10
0751537748
ISBN-13
9780751537741
Format
Paperback
Publication Date
2008-08-07
Imprint
Sphere
Subtitle
Confessions of an Accidental Porn Director
Place of Publication
London
Country of Publication
United Kingdom
DEWEY
791.436538
Author
Anonymous
Media
Book
Language
English
24 Sep, 2010
In his thirties with a dead music career, what's an anonymous bloke to do but launch a new career around the one thing he knows best: porn. With equal parts hilarity and vulgarity, we are treated to this anonymous author's every bumbling step in his fledging adult entertainment career. His idea is to create hard core films that actually have plots, characters and dialogue - something completely foreign to the flaccid British porn industry at that time. Not for the prudish!
By Kelly @ The Nile
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