Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do Ever hear a kid create a whole new word by accidentally combining two words he doesn't understand?
Wishjack: (WISH—jak) v: To blow out the candles on another child's birthday cake.
Been a kid? Have a kid? Know a kid? Been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go?
The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids. Humorous, insightful, and unique, it's perfect for anyone with kids even remotely in their life — from expectant parents to grandparents to aunts and uncles.
Finally, the pitch-perfect "why didn't I think of that?" words you've always needed
Brofitti: (broh-FEE-tee) v: The act of scribbling with permanent marker on the face of a younger sibling.
Clandesdine: (klan-DES-dyne) v: To hide from one's child while eating a cookie so he doesn't ask for one too.
By day, Eric Ruhalter works in television in New York City. By night, he comes home to his wife Kara and their three rambunctious children where he is able to write down the unique and unusual observations that inspire him and make him laugh.
"Ruhalter hits the nail on the head with this book of "hilarious words to describe the indescribable things kids do." " - Lincoln Star Journal "A fun read that will resonate with anyone who's spent some time with kids. " - Calgary Herald "Any parent will find themselves nodding with most definitions, because they are pretty universal to all kids." - Motherhood Moment "A fun book for all parents, parents-to-be, aunts, uncles, and grandparents. Also fun for anyone who has ever been around kids." - SheKnows.com "But the book and chuckle your way through many of the adventures involved in parenting a young child." - About Families ""I would recommend this uber-cute book to all parents (both new and seasoned) because when you read it you'll feel like you're part of a club...it makes a great accompaniment to a baby shower gift. Get one for yourself and keep it out on the coffee table. It makes for a great conversation starter too." - Living Mi Vida Loca" - Living Mi Vida Loca ""With clever word play and insights that wil make you wince in sympathy or laugh out loud, The Kid Dictionary provides adults everywhere with the vernacular to discuss the little "angels we love."" - New Jersey Family" - New Jersey Family ""I highly recommend this book to anyone who have kids remotely in their lives. It's an incredibly funny and entertaining read..." - Retro Dad's Dish" - Retro Dad's Dish ""This book will have you rolling on the floor, laughing your butt off! Pick it up and then share it with your friends and family. It would make a great baby shower gift!" - Bless Their Hearts Mom" - Bless their Hearts Mom ""Once the babes are in bed, cuddle up on the couch and pull out "The Kid Dictionary." You will laugh at some of the great words author Rahalter has created." - Dads In the Know" - Dads In the Know .".".you won't be able to put it down. It's amazing how accurately Ruhalter--a father of three--captures the small moments that define childhood with hilarious new words... A hilarious present for any parent, new or seasoned, to get them laughing (and in the know)." - New York Family" - New York Family .".".a truly creative, hilarious, and entertaining book to read... will bring laughter to your life as a parent, aunt, uncle, or grandparent. Enjoy." - Dad of Divas" - Dad of Divas .".".a very clever book that will surely put a smile on your face. I think it would make a great baby shower gift." - Detroit Mommies" - Detroit Mommies ""Because so many of these weird kid or parent acts are universal, I thought I'd share some definitions. I'm pretty sure you'll smile, identify or nod knowingly." - Babycenter.com" - BabyCenter ""His made-up words are hilarious. In fact, they are so awesome and clever that they make us wet ourselves." - Rants from Mommyland" - Rants From Mommyland ""These words are funny, clever and so flipping perfect that I can't wait to buy his book." - Strollerderby on babble.com" - babble.com
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