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"Seinfeld" Scripts

The First and Second Seasons

Author: J. Seinfeld and L. David  

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On May 14, 1998, the final episode of "Seinfeld" airs, bringing down the curtain on one of America's most-watched television comedies. Featuring the complete television scripts from the show's first two seasons--17 episodes in all--"The Seinfeld Scripts" offers Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, and the rest of the crew at its hilarious best! Photos.

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On May 14, 1998, the final episode of "Seinfeld" airs, bringing down the curtain on one of America's most-watched television comedies. Featuring the complete television scripts from the show's first two seasons--17 episodes in all--"The Seinfeld Scripts" offers Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, and the rest of the crew at its hilarious best! Photos.

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Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer.

We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld.

Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant."

It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.


George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.


Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

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About the Author

Jerry Seinfeld, the Emmy award-winning comedian, writer and actor, starred for nine years in Seinfeld, one of the most acclaimed sitcoms of all time. He is the author of a previous #1 bestselling book for adults, Seinlanguage, and a one-man HBO special, "I'm Telling You For the Last Time." He resides in New York with his wife, Jessica, and a young daughter, Sasha.
James Bennett has illustrated for many major publications, including Time, Sports Illustrated, Business Week, and Mad Magazine. Last year he received the Hamilton King Award from the Society of Illustrators for Best Illustration

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Product Details

Publisher
HarperCollins Publishers Inc | HarperCollins
Published
30th April 1998
Edition
1st
Pages
526
ISBN
9780060953034

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