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The World's Funniest Football Jokes

by Jim Chumley

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    $13.94
PUBLISHED: 12th October 2017
ISBN: 9781786852090
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Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
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  • Paperback
    $13.94
PUBLISHED: 12th October 2017
ISBN: 9781786852090
ANNOTATION:
Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

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Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Publisher Description

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute. God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven. The devil smiled, replying, 'Yes, but we've got all the refs.' Football is obviously very serious business like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?He sent on his subs.God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn t be a fair match because all the good players go to heaven.The devil smiled, replying, Yes, but we ve got all the refs. Football is obviously very serious business like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Product Details

Author
Jim Chumley
Pages
128
Publisher
Summersdale Publishers
Year
2017
ISBN-10
1786852098
ISBN-13
9781786852090
Format
Paperback
Country of Publication
United Kingdom
Publication Date
2017-10-12
Media
Book
Language
English
Audience
General/Trade