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I Don't Care If It's A Boy Or A Girl So Long As It's Deductible

by Linda Perret

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PUBLISHED: 4th April 2017
ISBN: 9781944822880
ANNOTATION:
From award-winning comedy writers Gene Perret and Linda Perret, I Don't Care If It's A Boy Or Girl (As Long as It's Tax Deductible) will make the journey of becoming a father more fun with 175 original jokes that every dad will appreciate.
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  • Paperback
    $15.59
PUBLISHED: 4th April 2017
ISBN: 9781944822880
ANNOTATION:
From award-winning comedy writers Gene Perret and Linda Perret, I Don't Care If It's A Boy Or Girl (As Long as It's Tax Deductible) will make the journey of becoming a father more fun with 175 original jokes that every dad will appreciate.

Annotation

From award-winning comedy writers Gene Perret and Linda Perret, I Don't Care If It's A Boy Or Girl (As Long as It's Tax Deductible) will make the journey of becoming a father more fun with 175 original jokes that every dad will appreciate.

Publisher Description

From the moment you hear you're going to be a father, you'll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child's car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language (Braxton-Hicks, teething ring, nasal aspirator, and onesie, just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember what 3 a.m. looks like? If not, you will!)This humorous look at the journey through fatherhood will keep you laughing and crying at the greatest adventure you'll ever take.

Author Biography

Linda Perret followed in her father's funny footsteps and has been involved in various aspects of comedy writing since she sold her first professional joke in 1990.Today, Linda supplies one-liners and comedy bits for ventriloquist Terry Fator and his cast of characters who perform at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas at the Terry Fator Theatre, and around the country.She has supplied material to Bob Hope, Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers, Yakov Smirnoff, Jimmie Walker, and other stand-up comics. She's written comedy for the business world, adding a touch of humor to executive speeches and a little bit of fun to corporate award ceremonies.Linda was a staff writer for the television special celebrating Hope's 90th birthday, "Bob Hope-The First 90 Years." That show won an Emmy Award for "Best Musical Variety Show," and Linda and her fellow staff writers were nominated for a Writer's Guild Award for their work on that script.She has cowritten two collections of business jokes published by Prentice Hall-Funny Business and Bigshots, Pip-squeaks, and Windbags. She is the author of HMO's, Home Remedies and Other Medical Jokes. Her material has been quoted in Reader's Digest, the National Enquirer, and Arizona Highways.

Table of Contents

Parenting takes teamwork because you're bound to make a few mistakes along the way and it's nice to have someone else to blame There's a reason why it takes nine months to have a baby . . . that's how long it takes the dad to put the crib together Pregnancy can often be very trying for the wife. And often, the husband can be, too Frankly, during the pregnancy, the father-to-be is nothing. But forever after that, he's "Daddy." Most men want their first child to be a boy. They don't want to pay for the cost of a wedding

Long Description

From the moment you hear you're going to be a father, you'll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child's car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language (Braxton-Hicks, teething ring, nasal aspirator, and onesie, just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember what 3 a.m. looks like? If not, you will!) This humorous look at the journey through fatherhood will keep you laughing and crying at the greatest adventure you'll ever take.

Excerpt from Book

When a husband asks what he can do during a pregnancy, the common response is, "You've done enough."

Product Details

Author
Linda Perret
Publisher
Familius LLC
Series
Perret's Joke Book
Year
2017
ISBN-10
1944822887
ISBN-13
9781944822880
Format
Paperback
Country of Publication
United States
Media
Book
Illustrator
Adam Eastburn
Pages
184
Illustrations
Illustrations, color
Publication Date
2017-04-04
Subtitle
And 174 Other Zany Remarks for the Oblivious Dad-to-Be
Language
English
Audience
General/Trade
Short Title
I Don't Care If It's a Boy or a Girl So Long As It's Deductible