You Know You're 60 When . . .

The author of You Know You’re 50 When… returns with a hilarious collection of quips and one-liners on the trials, travails, and (occasional) perks of reaching 60, illustrated throughout with comic line drawings.Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won’t lie to you!Not sure how to tell when you’re about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday?Here are some clues-WebMD is your home pageWhen asked, “Who’s your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?“An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager againAt your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aidThe meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping mallsThat empty seat on the bus has your name on itYour pharmacist greets you with “What’ll it be, pal?“Getting older is not only fun … it’s funny! And with You Know You’re 60 When …, you’ll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest!