Paperback
Vote Count Binface: fix Britain, one bin at a time.

What On Earth?

An Alien's Guide to Fixing Britain

  • Paperback

    256 pages

  • Release Date

    29 August 2023

Summary

‘If he wants to spend summer arguing with a bin, I won’t stop him’ - Chancellor Rachael Reeves on Nigel Farage

The Clacton-on-Sea by-election is set for 13 August.

Two men will battle it out. Only one will win. Let’s make it the bin.

Read Count Binface’s manifesto for fixing Britain.

‘Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It’s only a matter of time’ - Independent

Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am not Nigel Farage.

I am an inte…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9781529431445
ISBN-10:1529431441
Author:Count Binface
Publisher:Quercus Publishing
Imprint:Quercus Publishing
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:256
Release Date:29 August 2023
Weight:180g
Dimensions:22mm x 128mm x 196mm
A-Format
What On Earth? by Count Binface - ISBN: 9781529431445
128 × 196 mm
B-Format
C-Format
A4
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What They're Saying

Critics Review

Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin * Rory Stewart *
A really funny book, full of great comic ideas and sometimes surprising common sense * Spectator *
Count Binface is out of this world * Emily Maitlis *
Halfway through this book I actually started thinking Binface had some brilliant ideas…he had me at “London Bridge should be renamed Phoebe Waller” * Jeremy Vine *
There are about twenty jokes on every page. Very funny * Greg Jenner *
Our favourite space politician * Daily Star *
Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It’s only a matter of time * Independent *

About The Author

Count Binface

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior and novelty UK politician who has delighted millions with his unlikely tilts at power. He first took on Theresa May in the 2017 General Election, cunningly disguised as ‘Lord Buckethead’, and went viral. He then challenged Boris Johnson in 2019, scoring 69 votes. In 2021, he ran to be Mayor of London, receiving 92,896 votes and finishing in ninth place. In the 2024 London mayoral election, he defeated the far-right Britain First party by several thousand votes. More recently, he challenged Nigel Farage in the Reform UK leader’s Clacton constituency, where one in four voters would prefer an alien with a Ceefax fixation as their MP. What On Earth? is his first book.

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