Pipe Dreams by Nicholas James - ISBN: 9781802470932
Paperback
Plumbing secrets, outrageous stories, and a unique view of London life.

Pipe Dreams

Secret Diaries of a Neighbourhood Plumber

  • Paperback

    256 pages

  • Release Date

    1 June 2023

Summary

Over more than twenty years working as a plumber, Nick has shared thousands of mugs of tea with hundreds of fascinating people. Here he gives his plumber’s-eye view of society in a series of entertaining, amusing and outrageous beneath-the-kitchen-sink dramas.

While fixing pipes, Nick was also looking for characters to write about. In his toolbox, in addition to spanners, he had a notebook, which wasn’t just for jotting down measurements. And ‘the secret plumber’ has some great storie…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9781802470932
ISBN-10:180247093X
Author:Nicholas James
Publisher:Gemini Books Group Ltd
Imprint:Ad Lib Publishers Ltd
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:256
Release Date:1 June 2023
Weight:206g
Dimensions:129mm x 198mm
A-Format
B-Format
Pipe Dreams by Nicholas James - ISBN: 9781802470932
129 × 198 mm
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A4
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Critics Review

‘Original, funny, thought-provoking and heart-warming - this book’s got the lot. A must read for 2023.’
‘Close Encounters of the Plumbing Kind - a royal flush, it made me laugh out loud.’
‘What a delight! Nick’s clients, workmates and family are hilariously and movingly depicted … One is left, tantalisingly, with the urge to know what happens next. Can’t wait for the sequel!’
‘Warm, funny and insightful, Nicholas James is the quiet interloper into the lives of others. A modern-day Dickens, his dry wit, and brilliant eye for detail, captures a menagerie of characters, taking us behind the shower curtain and into their bathrooms and drama of their lives, with hilarious and at times heartbreaking effect. Weaving his own life and that of his Merry Band of Misfits who work with him, you can’t help but fall in love with him and them. This is a book about friendship, about fatherhood, about marriage, about the people in this city and how a fixed pipe or new tap are the quiet heroic acts of a happy domestic life. I will never look at my plumber in the same way again’
‘Nick’s knack for observation and plumbing is on full display in this wonderfully eclectic, funny and laugh out loud book.From hand painted antique French bidets, gimp masks, printed penises, to put upon stressed out house wives, vintage wine collections and a rather interesting accounting system.It’s all here, Pipe Dreams is a wild, ‘hold on tight’, thoroughly enjoyable, entertaining and highly recommended read.You’ll most certainly see your plumber differently from now on.’
‘Charming … quite the page-turner’

About The Author

Nicholas James

Nicholas James has a degree in law and politics, which he hated, though he did notice that the lawyer with the best story usually won the case. Having met his wife while they were both working in marketing, he quit his job with the aim of becoming a writer, doing a crash course in plumbing to earn some money on the side. But the plumbing soon became a thriving, full-time business, so writing had to take a back seat. On the plus side, he always had funny, nail-biting plumbing stories to tell. Over twenty years of working as a plumber, Nick has amassed a wealth of material; the pandemic lockdown finally gave him a chance to write his stories down, and Pipe Dreams is the result.

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