Hardcover
Your plants are judging you. Prepare for leafy, f*cked-up thoughts.

Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts

P.S., They Hate You

$24.99

  • Hardcover

    96 pages

  • Release Date

    7 March 2023

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Summary

Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift book—a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who’ve ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their F*ck…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9781951412036
ISBN-10:1951412036
Author:Carlyle Christoff, Elisabeth Saake
Publisher:The Collective Book Studio
Imprint:The Collective Book Studio
Format:Hardcover
Number of Pages:96
Release Date:7 March 2023
Weight:204g
Dimensions:15mm x 114mm x 165mm
Series:F*cked-Up Thoughts
Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff - ISBN: 9781951412036
114 × 165 mm
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A4
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Critics Review

“This is such a hilariously sarcastic book!” – Kris Reguera, Book Blogger for FroggyReachTeach

About The Author

Carlyle Christoff

Renowned botanist, soil balance and moisture expert, plant psychological enthusiast, and five-time recipient of Plant Weekly’s “Most Emotionally Balanced Garden” award, Carlyle Christoff is considered by many in the Botano-psychological community to be “the voice” on plant thoughts and behaviors. After attending a prestigious Ivy League school, Christoff spent several years in rainforest plant communication intensives in Southeast Asia as well as Central and South America where he learned the secret language of humanity’s green co-inhabitants of Planet Earth.

A lifetime lover of books, Elisabeth Saake has devoted most of her working life to publishing. She began her career as an editorial assistant at a New York literary agency before realizing the Big Apple was just a bit too big for her small-town heart. She’s been lucky to remain in various roles within book publishing while moving to progressively smaller towns ever since. She is the co-author of *Houseplants and Their Fcked-Up Thoughts and the author of *Tchotchkes and Their Fcked-Up Thoughts and P is for Perimenopause. Elisabeth is a creek lover and a podcast devotee. She lives in Chico, CA, with her husband, two sons, and an assortment of disturbed tchotchkes and disgruntled houseplants.

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