Paperback
Crypto wins, bad decisions, and the ultimate “I told you so.”

Sorry You're Poor!

I told you to buy Cryptocurrency...

$29.16

  • Paperback

    42 pages

  • Release Date

    24 August 2026

Check Delivery Options

Summary

The perfect gift for the crypto bro, finance guy, trader, or investor who already has everything.

What do you buy the guy who has the watch, wants the Lambo, checks Bitcoin before checking the weather, and still reminds everyone about the coin he told them to buy five years ago?

You buy him this.

I Told You to Buy Crypto! is a ridiculously illustrated coffee-table book celebrating crypto wins, terrible financial decisions, abs…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9781971419435
ISBN-10:1971419435
Author:G'Bryella Whyt
Publisher:Gbryellawhyt
Imprint:Gbryellawhyt
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:42
Release Date:24 August 2026
Weight:122g
Dimensions:3mm x 216mm x 216mm
A-Format
B-Format
Sorry You're Poor! by G'Bryella Whyt - ISBN: 9781971419435
216 × 216 mm
C-Format
A4
mm / in
About The Author

G'Bryella Whyt

G’Bryella Whyt

G’Bryella Whyt specializes in gag gifts designed to elicit uproarious laughter, making you forget your troubles entirely. Life can be challenging, but G’Bryella firmly believes that laughter, not tears, is the best response. She crafts the perfect presents to uplift friends, family, or colleagues navigating life’s difficulties, from divorce and break-ups to marrying a partner with children or experiencing job dissatisfaction.

Whether you seek a holiday gift guaranteed to leave someone in stitches or a light-hearted pick-me-up, G’Bryella’s books offer a solution. Her creations range from books disguised as children’s titles (serving as a prank for parents) to rhyming workplace humor that resonates with relatable office experiences. She injects a fresh, humorous perspective into everyday life, addressing office antics and offering sassy, charming, and irreverent takes on women’s humor. G’Bryella’s signature blend of class and outrageousness ensures a continuous stream of laughter.

Whether you need a witty political jab or a hearty chuckle after a demanding week, G’Bryella Whyt delivers with wit, whimsy, and abundant fun.

Returns

This item is eligible for free returns within 30 days of delivery. See our returns policy for further details.