The Mammoth Book of New Comic Quotes

With over 3,500 entries, arranged by topic, fully indexed and up-to-date for the twenty-first century, here is a bumper new collection of witticisms and wisecracks. If you’re looking for a quick quip to get the crowd on your side, struggling to put the finishing touches to a wedding speech or just want to cheer yourself and your mates up, this marvellous mammoth book provides all you’ll ever need.

Entries range from insults, put-downs, gags and one-liners to homespun philosoph…