I Said "I Do," Not "I Know Where You Put It"

Marriage is love, partnership, and choosing your person every day. It is also dinner negotiations, sensory overload, five children, animals, cultural differences, suspicious bowls, and discovering that your soulmate can comfort you better than anyone while simultaneously making a normal Tuesday much harder than necessary.

In I Said “I Do,” Not “I Know Where You Put It,” Samantha Fornaris turns the ordinary chaos of long-term love into a brutally honest, profane, and laugh-out…