100 Ways a Horse is Better than a Man

If your stallion is getting to be rather too much of a handful you can have his testicles removed to calm him down and make him more compliant. Men, however, seem to object to this remedy.

You won’t have to meet your horse’s parents before you commit to each other, nor will you ever have to spend Christmas with them. Horses don’t cancel dates at the last minute with lame excuses. You cancel the date with them when they really are lame.